The best way to sweep me off my feet is by using puns and jokes that are based on popular TV series. I am a total couch potato who always binge-watch when I have nothing better to do, so you don't need to worry about me not getting the reference.

There's nothing I find enjoyable these days. I am not sure if it's because I'm too old for a lot of shit or I'm just losing interest in a lot of things. Well, despite that, my appetite for a big cock is still as strong as ever. I feel like I should e...

I make a proper cup of tea and I expect it to be strong. My friends say I'm too honest but I just don't see the point in dancing around things. I still dress up when the mood takes me. Nothing beats a good laugh and someone who actually listens.

I'm the kind of a sexy woman who doesn't ask for much. I wholeheartedly accept whatever a man can give me as long as it's about making us both crazy at night. I won't complain if he abandons me after a night of kissing and fucking everywhere. After a...

i rearrange my bookshelf by colour every few months, which drives my mates up the wall. i keep a sketchbook full of charcoal drawings of old villa doorways around christchurch. there's a red silk robe hanging on the back of my bedroom door that i nev...